My brother says my Christmas list is boring, so I’ve decided to publish an exciting new addendum. Here are some other items I’d like to find in my stocking…
- A jungle home in Bali, to be used solely for vacationing purposes. Who doesn’t want to live like a more sophisticated version of Tarzan’s Jane every now and then?
- A piece of “statement” jewelry… There’s no better way to make a statement than with something from Tiffany’s. What’s 83,500 bones between friends and family anyway?
- A pair of Manolos. I don’t care which pair. Even if they are the most hideous pair of shoes in the entire world, they will still be magnificent.
- A winning lottery ticket. Don’t laugh; I’m serious.
P.S. All these things will be on Solon’s list, which has not been made public, too. He just doesn’t know it yet.
